Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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