Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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