Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
