Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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