Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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