i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Randomize
