i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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