Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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