90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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