Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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