She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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