we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
