i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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