3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
look no pants
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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