They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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