You're so nebulous sometimes
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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