Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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