I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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