i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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