HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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