if i can run in heels then i can drive
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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