you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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