is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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