we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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