ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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