think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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