I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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