is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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