he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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