Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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