We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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