we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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