I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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