Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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