We're facebook friends in real life
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If that was your dad, he is hot
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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