My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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