at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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