just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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