you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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