She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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