new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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