sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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