I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize