where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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