Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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