Me too!
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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