I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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