You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
so much tequila, so little girl.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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