she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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