What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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