whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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