I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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