i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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