Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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