I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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